Monday, March 03, 2003

My Two Cents on Sports

I believe the consistently vacant and
somewhat pissed off look on the face
of Tiger Woods is not based on the art
of concentration but rather that he hasn't
had enough (any) sex.

And who exactly is the willing ghostwriter
for meathead Yankees pitcher David Wells
aka 'Boomer''s new book? Whoever you
are fess up! I may not know you but I find
you very scary.

And how about this people…how ‘bout
we freak out if Jimmy Carter makes a
spontaneous return from retirement and
not David Cone. At least Jimmy has better
stats or doesn't sweat under pressure.


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