Tuesday, March 18, 2003

New York Times Wrangler

I just wanted to let the folks at the New York Times
know that they have my vote should they ever want
to make their paper HALF THE SIZE of what it is
now which is HALF THE SIZE of my body in length.
At least I manage to provide some comic relief to
my fellow subway passengers on the crowded train
as they watch me fold and refold the gargantuan
sized pages of my newspaper each morning. I’d
show more grace wrangling a boa constrictor I tell


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