Thursday, June 05, 2003

Hold On Girl

I'm not a small girl nor a large girl. Yet no matter
what my frame, there still seems no excuse for the
actions that occur when I merely remove my hand
from the subway pole for a nanosecond to blow my
nose and as a result of a short but severe train swerve
am jet propelled across the subway car and within
seconds am flailing my arms wildly in hopes to cling
to any sedentary object or closest thing to it which
happened this morning to be the lower leg of a very
surprised Wall Street banker man wearing canary
yellow pants.

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