Wednesday, November 19, 2003

The Pork Store

Over the weekend I went to the Pork Store.
Yes. It's called the Pork Store. An old Italian
deli where I buy stuff. Like bacon.

The guy behind the counter said,
"Damn. What magazine you in!"

I paused and said, "It's a new magazine.
Maybe you've heard of it. It's called, 'I Just
Woke Up and Haven't Brushed My Hair. "

He laughed. The other guy behind the counter
said, "Damn, That must be a good magazine!"

After a few moments of long, deep eye contact
my eyes darted between the two guys, "Um.
Why. What magazine are you guys in? And by
the way can I order some bacon or what?"

They laughed and one guy said, "Now your



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