Things I Actually Want For Christmas
-A fleece robe that I can never get out of ever.
One that will keep me warm as I shuffle over to
the bar to make myself a morning bloody mary
-A housekeeper-specifically my younger sister who
I actually convinced once at a young age that cleaning
my room was fun while I sat on the bed and read
-A dog-but only for a day.
-My own personal hairdresser that I could just meet
in my bathroom every morning to deal with my hair
and could talk with me about the latest in Hollywood
-A sexy singing voice