Monday, December 15, 2003

What It's Like To Date Me

The Good:
I will buy you coffee in the morning

The Bad:
I will stuff and hide crap in closets and on shelves
before people come over to give the 'illusion' that
the place is in order. I will then forget entirely that
I have stuffed and hidden things in closets and on
shelves until I hear a giant crash from the living
room and find you standing there innocently
looking for your jacket among a sea of Christmas
wrapping paper, ribbons, hangers, magazines,
a cat carrying case and a goose down comforter
with a hole in it. Oops.


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