NOT YOUR NAGGING WIFE BUT HEY...
I VERY WELL COULD BE
Had a self-recognized 'total nag' moment this
weekend as E and I pulled up to a Dunkin' Donuts
drive-thru around ten at night in the middle of
nowhere. The speaker was crackling as E ordered
his HOT coffee. The order took about 10 hours.
Crackle. Crackle. Repeat order. I was becoming
New York impatient and mildly hysterical.
When we pulled up to the window the woman was
smiling and swirling around an COLD iced coffee
full of milk.
E: 'Oh no. She thinks I said iced coffee.'
K: 'Hot coffee! HOT coffee!' (yelling hysterical
while leaning over, craining neck towards driver's
side window) He wants a hot coffee! (turning to
E) Tell the woman you want a hot coffee!'
Um. Ok! Settle down there now missy.
Someone get me a donut.