Saturday, August 07, 2004

Dear Annoying Dolce & Gabbana Shades
Wearing Straight Man On Tonight's
F Train:

You are irratating.

People don't like you.

I'm sorry your girlfriend's highlights are
blinding but this is no fault but your own.

Perhaps you didn't get the memo that the subway
is UNDERGROUND. 23rd Street station is not
PUERTO VALLARTA at 12 noon.

When it is nine o'clock at night this means
THERE IS NO SUN.

When you take your shades off to wipe them
clean there is no reason for you to put
them back on BECAUSE IT IS DARK.

When you wake up tomorrow morning what will
you put on-night goggles?



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