BANNED: CANDY BAR COFFEE
What’s the deal with all you fake coffee drinkers? You know who you are. The kind of people that order those disgusting coffees with like…butterscotch sauce and maraschino cherries and crushed walnuts on top. You are not drinking coffee when you order something like that you do realize that don’t you?
Every morning when I get to work I stand on the coffee line in a daze. I often tune out conversations around me and try desperately to wake up as I recount the except steps of how I got from my bed to this very office lobby. This morning was different. I couldn’t help but overhear the following conversation:
(Note-this is a regular coffee stand-not a Starbucks)
Coffee Guy: Hi, what can I get for you?
Customer Girl: Yes, I’d like a small, skim iced Snickers please.
Coffee Guy: Ok. Coming right up.
Coffee Guy: Hi, how about you. What would you like?
Customer Guy: Ah…you know what. I’ll take a large iced Snickers please.
Coffee Guy: No problem. Coming right up.
At this point I start to look around. Snickers coffee? I know I wasn't quite awake yet but what is going on here? Sure enough there on the blackboard as coffee of the day was written SNICKERS.
I mean really. What next people? The Kit Kat cappuccino?