Thursday, February 24, 2005

BANNED: CANDY BAR COFFEE

What’s the deal with all you fake coffee drinkers? You know who you are. The kind of people that order those disgusting coffees with like…butterscotch sauce and maraschino cherries and crushed walnuts on top. You are not drinking coffee when you order something like that you do realize that don’t you?

Every morning when I get to work I stand on the coffee line in a daze. I often tune out conversations around me and try desperately to wake up as I recount the except steps of how I got from my bed to this very office lobby. This morning was different. I couldn’t help but overhear the following conversation:

(Note-this is a regular coffee stand-not a Starbucks)

Coffee Guy: Hi, what can I get for you?
Customer Girl: Yes, I’d like a small, skim iced Snickers please.
Coffee Guy: Ok. Coming right up.

Coffee Guy: Hi, how about you. What would you like?
Customer Guy: Ah…you know what. I’ll take a large iced Snickers please.
Coffee Guy: No problem. Coming right up.

At this point I start to look around. Snickers coffee? I know I wasn't quite awake yet but what is going on here? Sure enough there on the blackboard as coffee of the day was written SNICKERS.

I mean really. What next people? The Kit Kat cappuccino?

30 Comments:

At 11:44 PM, Blogger Donnie Jeter said...

That's odd, the West Coast, specifically Oregon and Washington have been drinking this type of Coffee for 5 years now. I find it odd that it's not common other places, especially New York.

I work in a coffee stand and an Americano is one of the rarest orders. Instead, we usually get people wanting Milky Ways, Almond Joys, or the Snickers - the snickers is just a half of scoop of Hazelnut and caramel in a mocha.

 
At 2:07 AM, Blogger posthipchick said...

that is so many kinds of wrong, i can't even begin.

although i must say, having just come from ny, i'm really surprised that strong coffee hasn't caught on there- besides at starbucks.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger jayKayEss said...

The thing I can't stand are the people who stand in front of the milk counter for ten freaking minutes while they put a cup of sugar in their coffee one packet at a time, compulsively ruffling each packet in turn and stirring and tasting in between... Arrrrrrrgh!

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger Closet Metro said...

I like Snickers, and I like coffee, but would not like Snickers coffee, Sam I am.

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger Robert said...

a-men, sister. i like my coffee like i like my men: weak. er, i mean black.

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger ica said...

I'm one of those people. Candy coffee is awesome! It's basically dessert, but it has caffiene.

 
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At 5:15 PM, Blogger Big D said...

gee - i feel guilty having a latte - wondering if the milk makes me a wimp - and now i'm worried about the relationship of coffee to that last comment, too

 
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