Monday, February 14, 2005

HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL? A PURSE FULL OF CAT FOOD

After brushing off strange looks on the subway this morning, I walked into the ladies room at work only to see that the set of 10 peel and stick stamps that I bought over the weekend and stuffed into my purse had now somehow stuck themselves on to my scarf, hair and side of hat without my knowing.

And as if that wasn't enough...over the weekend friends of ours asked us to join them to see a performance of Flamenco music at Carnegie Hall which was fantastic. At one point I dug in my bag for my glasses and pulled out two cans of cat food I had bought three days ago. Duh.

Time for a clear, Ziploc like purse I think.
I can only imagine what else I am carrying in there.

4 Comments:

At 8:02 PM, Blogger Marilyn said...

Me? I'd be really pissed that I'd been lugging around all that extra weight...and yes, I've done something just like that. :)

 
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At 3:06 AM, Blogger momo said...

Heehee! That sounds like a magician's bag. Usually while I'm fishing around for a couple of bucks at the counter of 7-11 or wherever, my magician's bag tends to present me not with a dove or bunch of flowers, but a fistful of stand-by sanitary products that always seem to break out of their handy flip-top boxes. I'm like the weird tampon-bartering lady. If there ever was one.

 
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