OH MY GOD RAIN
Remember my mean post a while back to all of you that sent me floods and floods of emails about how I should blog about my wedding plans 24hrs a day and then I basically told you all to shut up and go to hell and that I would NEVER EVER blog about wedding plans well yeah...whatever.
When I happen to mention to those that ask that E and I are considering getting married in the park it doesn't matter who it is nor how cool they are but everyone says the same damn thing....WHAT IF IT RAINS????!!!!
OH MY GOD! RAIN! RAIN IS SO SCARY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
IT'S RAINING! OH MY GOD! MUD! AND RAIN! AND WET GRASS!
WHAT THEN????? OH MY GOD!!!! RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not like we are planning a four hour affair here complete with hymnals and a lighting of the unity candle. We are talking a nice modest 20 minutes at most. Have you ever stood in the rain with an umbrella for twenty minutes? Were you ok?
Now that I think about it perhaps we should plan the whole thing around rain. Something involving me in a bikini coming down the aisle which is actually in the form of a bright yellow Slip N' Slide.