So I went to Ethan's bday party the other night. Ethan is in my writing group. It was fun to go to Ethan's place because we never hang out outside of the group so while I 'know' him I don't 'know' him.
So standing by the snacks two girls approach:
Girl 1: How do you know Ethan?
Me: Oh. I'm actually in his writing group.
PAUSE-eyes dart between them
Girl 2: Wait...WHAT?!
Me: Ah...his writing group?
Girl 1: Ah...no you're not. You're not in his writing group.
Me: What do you mean?
Girl 2: WE'RE in his writing group.
Me: WHAT?! Ethan has another writing group?
Girl 1: I never knew about this!
Girl 2: So Ethan is CHEATING on us?
Girl 1: How long has this been going on?
Me: Ah...not sure...like...three years or something? I don't know.
Three girls glare at Ethan across the room.
He laughs and shrugs.