CALLING ALL FREAKS
Perhaps when applying for a job:
-Don't sound like Dr. Evil in your cover letter:
"I am most interested in securing employment for your quite fascinating sounding department. I find this opportunity with your company most intriguing."
-If the job requires that you are an Illustrator expert perhaps mention Illustrator on your resume
-Maybe don't sound like if we don't hire you that we need to send you a crate of Xanax,
"I don't have many friends nor do I really have social life because of my recent move from Colorado to New York and back to New Hampshire and then back to New York again. Because of my lack of friends, employment nor a domestic partner I have a lot of time to devote to work and projects."