Monday, May 23, 2005


Originally uploaded by KDUNK.

Do You Think...

...Katie Holmes comes home late from a shoot starving and goes to make cheese and crackers for herself only to find that Tom Cruise ate all the crackers in the house and then she gets pissed...over crackers.

...Tom Cruise gets pissed when Katie Holmes leaves all her Manolo Blahniks strewn about the house and he nearly breaks a leg in the pitch dark after fetching her water because she is too drunk and annoying to get it herself?

...Katie Holmes gets pissed when Tom Cruise takes her dirty clothes out of the washer only to put in his dirty clothes and run the load and then when his load is done puts her dirty load back in but doesn’t start the machine?

...Tom Cruise gets pissed that Katie Holmes blows through toilet paper like it’s water using it to wipe up spills, clean things, blow her nose - pretty much everything except for crucial toilet paper purposes and then never buys more?

Do you think Tom leaves things in the fridge to die and Katie never replaces the trash bag liner in the can - ever?

Maybe. But no. It’s Hollywood people. Where stars are born. Where dreams come true. Where couples are full of happy endings and new beginnings. A place where Tom puts on his stilt shoes and gels up his hair and Katie puts on her dress that looks like a bra and then Tom gives her a star necklace with not one but three stars because frankly…one star is never enough and everything my friends is just so shiny.

So bright.


At 7:23 PM, Blogger dani said...

Girl, you are hilarious!!

Do you think Katie gets pissed off when Tom says he doesn't want a cup of coffee before heading off to work in the morning, and so Katie only makes a 2 cup brew for herself as she definitely NEEDS 2 cups, and then Tom lovingly says "actually you know could I have a cup?"

At 11:19 PM, Blogger blackbird said...

I'm pretty sure I heard that Tom often takes his coffee upstairs with him when he showers and shaves and then leaves it (the cup of coffee) untouched on the sink and Katie doesn't find it until hours later when it is all scummy.

At 9:53 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

I think Tom and Katie are the perfect couple but heh just wait till they get married and have a baby and all hell breaks loose!

At 6:41 PM, Blogger kath red said...

hey, i found you via dani,
your blog has some amusing insights, very funny, good morning reading to get me into gear for the day.

At 9:07 AM, Blogger zinktuais said...

hahaha!! i'm so out i did not even know these two were dating! do you think they would get pissed at me? ;)

At 4:19 AM, Blogger orrin otherwords said...

tom is gay and katie's career was flagging.

At 6:51 PM, Blogger carrie said...

what a wonderful post


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