Friday, October 28, 2005


Why won't that fake Brad Pitt looking guy - the one that looks like a caveman that was walking around Italy that one time - get a haricut? Has anyone showed him a photo of Brad Pitt lately?

When will US Weekly stop running that one photo of Katie Holmes preggers in that blue satin shirt at the soccer game of Tom Cruise's kid?

Am I the only woman in history that has NEVER watched an entire episode of FRIENDS all the way through?

On The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, does she really write all those goodbye letters after she fires someone or does some PA with really good penmanship?

Do I want an ipod? Because if I get one then it's inevitable that I'll be making that 'ipod face' that everyone makes on the subway no matter what age or how cool you are. That face that screams 'I'm a sullen teen tuning out the world and this song is SOOOO totally about my life'.

Can I really make a pot roast on Sunday? I finally got my Aunt's world famous pot roast recipe and I'm going to go for it. The problem is...I SUCK at cooking. The second problem is I drink too much wine while cooking and this never works out in my favor.

Are Lance Armstrong and Cheryl Crow really hosting Saturday Night Live together because if that is true I might curl up and die.

Why are pumpkins in New York $17.99 no matter what size they are? This sucks.

What happened to sweaters? You know them - long, cozy warm things often on the large size. Every shop I go in sells those mini-sweaters with cap sleeves that are cut off right under the boobs and are often made out of a material that can only be compared to fisherman netting.

And finally who watches the Bernie Mac show? Anyone?

As you can see...when I don't blog you aren't missing much.


At 11:16 AM, Blogger jbrau13 said...

This line made me laugh!

Are Lance Armstrong and Cheryl Crow really hosting Saturday Night Live together because if that is true I might curl up and die.

At 11:17 AM, Blogger maryyyy said...

Personally, I WON'T buy an ipod. Instead, I stick to my walkman (and I'm 19!). It prevents 21st-century-sticky-face-syndrome. I make Madonna and Billy Idol faces as I walk to class.
Very refreshing.

At 1:06 PM, Blogger Robert said...

the answers to your queries:


and finally,

At 1:57 PM, Blogger Drew said...

We do! We do miss you when you don't post. I just purchased a long cozy sweater. It took me about a month to track one down. The shrugs don't work for me. I finally found my lovely chocolate colored piece of goodness at Target of all places for a little less than the price of a NYC pumpkin.

At 2:07 PM, Blogger Bridget said...

Those are some pricey pumpkins! I wonder about the rest of those questions too. Except for the iPod faces. I have yet to see someone with an iPod on. I'm sheltered. Or maybe just oblivious...

At 3:33 PM, Blogger peep said...

Yes. Please blog more.

Also, Friends stinks, Lance & Sheryl are vomitous, and you should get your pumpkins at Mazzone's on Court Street. They are huge and only $5.99.

At 4:47 PM, Blogger Dahl said...

I saw Bernie Mac for the first time last year when my roommate's bro was visiting b/c he worked as an AD on the set the previous year and I was suprisingly impressed - the only episode I saw was the season finale of the 1st season but that episode was pretty good at blending serious issues and comedy. But then again, I haven't actually sat down to watch it since...

At 8:20 PM, Blogger zinktuais said...

Maybe you and my good friend Ruth are the two only women on earth who have never watch an entire epidose of FRIENDS. HAHAHA!! I don't know what's your problem but I've tried to force her many times to finish one and she always has something better to do, like talking on the phone, going to pee or just falling deeply asleep.

At 1:00 AM, Blogger Keith said...

Sure you want an ipod. The 'ipod face' is not that bad, it's better than the 'PSP face' or the "DVD player face" :)

Eh SNL has been down the drains since three years ago, Lance and Cheryl will just be the final nail in the coffin.


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