Why won't that fake Brad Pitt looking guy - the one that looks like a caveman that was walking around Italy that one time - get a haricut? Has anyone showed him a photo of Brad Pitt lately?
When will US Weekly stop running that one photo of Katie Holmes preggers in that blue satin shirt at the soccer game of Tom Cruise's kid?
Am I the only woman in history that has NEVER watched an entire episode of FRIENDS all the way through?
On The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, does she really write all those goodbye letters after she fires someone or does some PA with really good penmanship?
Do I want an ipod? Because if I get one then it's inevitable that I'll be making that 'ipod face' that everyone makes on the subway no matter what age or how cool you are. That face that screams 'I'm a sullen teen tuning out the world and this song is SOOOO totally about my life'.
Can I really make a pot roast on Sunday? I finally got my Aunt's world famous pot roast recipe and I'm going to go for it. The problem is...I SUCK at cooking. The second problem is I drink too much wine while cooking and this never works out in my favor.
Are Lance Armstrong and Cheryl Crow really hosting Saturday Night Live together because if that is true I might curl up and die.
Why are pumpkins in New York $17.99 no matter what size they are? This sucks.
What happened to sweaters? You know them - long, cozy warm things often on the large size. Every shop I go in sells those mini-sweaters with cap sleeves that are cut off right under the boobs and are often made out of a material that can only be compared to fisherman netting.
And finally who watches the Bernie Mac show? Anyone?
As you can see...when I don't blog you aren't missing much.