Yesterday I was mad and grouchy. I hold the following ten
things personally responsible for my horrific mood:
1.) People that chew with their mouth open
2.) People that walk down the street linked arm in arm a la
"Rockettes style" not allowing me to move past them
3.) Cher
4.) My old fucked up Yard Sale amp from high school that
only works when it feels like it
5.) Money-having none
6.) The nasty dirty foaming at the mouth type squirrels in
Union Square park that remind me just how far from nature I truly am
7.) Thanksgiving joke emails sent to me by every family member
8.) Every family member
9.) Thanksgiving
10.) People that take one hour showers when they share a bathroom
and that is only the beginning...
