DO YOU THINK...

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Do You Think...

...Katie Holmes comes home late from a shoot starving and goes to make cheese and crackers for herself only to find that Tom Cruise ate all the crackers in the house and then she gets pissed...over crackers.

...Tom Cruise gets pissed when Katie Holmes leaves all her Manolo Blahniks strewn about the house and he nearly breaks a leg in the pitch dark after fetching her water because she is too drunk and annoying to get it herself?

...Katie Holmes gets pissed when Tom Cruise takes her dirty clothes out of the washer only to put in his dirty clothes and run the load and then when his load is done puts her dirty load back in but doesn’t start the machine?

...Tom Cruise gets pissed that Katie Holmes blows through toilet paper like it’s water using it to wipe up spills, clean things, blow her nose - pretty much everything except for crucial toilet paper purposes and then never buys more?

Do you think Tom leaves things in the fridge to die and Katie never replaces the trash bag liner in the can - ever?

Maybe. But no. It’s Hollywood people. Where stars are born. Where dreams come true. Where couples are full of happy endings and new beginnings. A place where Tom puts on his stilt shoes and gels up his hair and Katie puts on her dress that looks like a bra and then Tom gives her a star necklace with not one but three stars because frankly…one star is never enough and everything my friends is just so shiny.

So bright.