WEATHER REPORT

So does this mean May showers
will bring June flowers?

D LIKE�DON�T KNOW WHY IT�S SUCH A BIG DEAL

I have been doing a strange thing lately.
When giving my email address I've been
saying, 'K...(pause)�D like Dog' and then
giving the rest. Why do I say �D like dog?�
This is strange right? Do I think of myself
as a dog? You never hear people say,
�E�(pause)�C like chimpanzee� and
the rest. This week I have made more of
an effort to change this. For one reason
or another I have started this, 'K...D like
Donna' which is stranger than dog because
my middle name is not Donna it is Duncan.
(All the women on my dad�s side have boy
middle names) I like my middle name. I
don�t know what is holding me back. Some
possible alternatives as I warm up to D like
Duncan:

K�D like diarrhea
K�D like dynamite
K�D like dandruff
K�D like Duke of Hazzard

Suggestions welcome.