WEATHER REPORT

So does this mean May showers
will bring June flowers?

D LIKE…DON’T KNOW WHY IT’S SUCH A BIG DEAL

I have been doing a strange thing lately.
When giving my email address I've been
saying, 'K...(pause)…D like Dog' and then
giving the rest. Why do I say ‘D like dog?’
This is strange right? Do I think of myself
as a dog? You never hear people say,
“E…(pause)…C like chimpanzee’ and
the rest. This week I have made more of
an effort to change this. For one reason
or another I have started this, 'K...D like
Donna' which is stranger than dog because
my middle name is not Donna it is Duncan.
(All the women on my dad’s side have boy
middle names) I like my middle name. I
don’t know what is holding me back. Some
possible alternatives as I warm up to D like
Duncan:

K…D like diarrhea
K…D like dynamite
K…D like dandruff
K…D like Duke of Hazzard

Suggestions welcome.