This looks like some random ad or something right?
Oh no. This would be a photo of my dad and little
chubby me looking like a boy and running naked
through the woods. This is what all your childhood
photo albums look like when your parents were
hippies back in the day.

*Note: two seconds after I post this I hear the cat
in the other room clawing the photo to bits and I
yelled, 'Stop it! Don't rip up my DAD!' ???

Sometimes I hate being an adult. One of those times
is when I go to a party these days and it's all stuffy and
wierd and people are drinking wine and there are things
like drink coasters and a designated place to put your
coats and the food consists of various cheeses and
ham and honey mustard... sometimes I miss a good
old rager of the high school type where all walks of life
cluster in some kid's divorced parent's basement and
it would smell all musty and there would be a beat up
pool table and mood lighting and stupid jokes and
all the Schlitz beer one could ever want in life and
something about the night would make you feel so
real, so alive and very real.

Anyone for a lamb shaped dessert smothered in what
looks to be BBQ sauce, sitting on a tropical island and
all the while representing both Easter and American pride?
Just let me know and I'll pick you up one from the local
bakery near my house.

Just A Small Town Girl



There are times living in New York that I am reminded I am just
a small town girl. One of those is when I go to the drugstore
Duane Reade by my office and it requires that I take an
escalator to buy toothpaste on the second floor.

Take A Seat Buster

Note to Joe Dumpster Dumping Coolio on this
morning's crowded subway...if it happens to be
'Bring Your Own Wheeling Office Chair To Work'
day again please be sure to take a friggin' seat
in it instead of leaning on it while you grade
papers taking up valuable space from your
fellow New Yorkers. Better yet-take a cab.

Dear Faithful MTD readers:

(insert the sound of one hand clapping)

I am being lame in my daily updates and for that
I am sorry. I am having a bit of the blog blahs, the
donut dumps-whatever you want to call it. I am sick
of the lay out of my blog-I want glitz, glam, flash and
sparkle but sadly I am a computer retard so there
won't be much of that happening here.

The good news is I plan to try and upload pix on a
daily basis. Hopefully it will be a good jumping off
point for some of my writing. Anyway, as for now
stay tuned-all three of you.

xoxoxo the donut

What is a bad girl exactly?
Not sure but I like to be one.