MORE THINGS I BLAME ON THE LOSS OF THE ELECTION

Rachel Ray. White chocolate. Britney's greasy husband Kevin Federline. Fox news. The price of a decent bra. Red grapes. Tissue paper. Confetti. Bills. Ugg boots. Drew Barrymore. Packing peanuts. People yelling 'your phone is ringing!' when my phone is ringing. Vera Wang champagne flute glasses. Pennies. Web cams. Static cling. A run in my new stockings. Chapped lips. But mostly Wynonna Judd.

RED SOX WIN=LOTS OF MALE HUGGING

By now you’ve read everything to read about the Red Sox winning this year’s World Series. Despite my delinquency in posting as of late I still felt it crucial that I at least post THAT I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY THE RED SOX WON THE GOD DAMN WORLD SERIES.

The End.