Corporate Lunch

Today for the second day in a row I went to
buy today's lunch from the vending machine
at work. Leaving my desk for more than three
minutes is not allowed-ever. After I made my
hearty and low fat selection of chips and soda,
I reached in to retrieve my items only to get my
bracelet caught on the inside of the vending
machine flap door. By the time I was able to
wrangle myself free from the machine, suck
my bloody thumb and run back to my desk,
I calculated that I could have probably used
LESS time fetching lunch from outside the
office.

When I got back to my desk there was a note.

‘Please don’t take out of office lunches on
such busy days. Thank you.’