INCONSIDERATE NON-JEW SPEAK

Note to self: Don't ask a co-worker's little girl
named 'Hannah Fogelstein' if she is ready for
the Easter Bunny to come to her house.

Um-no. NEVER.

Useless Grumpy Rant

It should be illegal not to tell your
customers that you have no honey
or brown sugar for the oatmeal they
just bought at your deli AFTER they
bought it.