Saturday, February 22

My New Friend

It's hard to make new friends. It seems like if
you are European or traveling it may be a lot
easier and less awkward. In the Canary Islands
I once met a Dutch girl named Meirella that
attached herself to my leg practically as my
new best friend and I actually didn't mind.

Recently I met a cool chick at a party. We were
drunk. She was smart and funny. She lives in
the neighborhood and suggested we go out to
eat sometime. At the end of the night I got all
sweaty and awkward and said, 'Um...ah...like..
can I get your number?' This was only after I
mentioned how much I liked dudes 75 times.

No word from my new friend after I recently left
a message. Now I feel shy.

Thursday, February 20

My Reality...TV

Sometimes when I don't like to face the
reality of my own life I turn to watching
sick, SICK amounts of reality TV. I mean
who could have a care in the world after
watching Melissa Rivers, Stuttering John,
Downtown Julie Brown and Robin Leech
be dumped in the middle of the jungle via
airplane and be forced to fight for food by
doing stunts that involve putting buckets
of rats and roaches down their pants?


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